When SHIT goes wrong in my life it is one thing after another after another.

My life can be really unfortunate at times..


After today’s shift I am either going to need to find Jesus or a bottle of Chardonnay. (luckily my work carries a gazillion bottles of Chardonnay)
If I had a TV show or wrote a book tonight’s episode /  chapter would be, “A Series of Tragic Events.”

It all started when a lovely man walked in and asked to use my restroom, I never try to turn anyone in need down so of course I said yes.
His lovely shit clogged, overflowed-to the point of water running NO more like gushing down the toilet, and busted a valve in the back toilet so water was not only cascading down the rim of the toilet but also spraying the walls.
There was a wonderful pool in my bathroom 3 inches deep, water didn’t just stop at the bathroom door, no it traveled into my back office.
So I sat there for hours trying to collect shit water with towels.  When I had a brilliant idea of using a vacuum. NO, I got electrocuted-not bad, but just a sharp tap enough where I got really scared.
Then the power went out for a good five minutes with me locked into the elevator. Luckily it came back on just as fast as it went out.
I got a million fans to dry out this man’s rancid shit water and I fell down a few steps of stairs because I missed a step, it’s funny when you”re holding seven fans in your arm you can’t really see where you were going -but I was not about to get stuck in an elevator again.
My nose hurts, I don’t know why. If I get a nose bleed I am planning on walking out into traffic.